The battle lines were officially drawn at high noon. On Sunday, August 30th at 4:30 there will be a throwdown of epic proportions at the Cosgrove Institute in Oxford, Iowa.
The so-called Farmers' Daughters (i.e. country bumpkins) who will be slaughtered like pigs --fitting for Pork Day, don't you think?-- are:
Left 4 Deadwards
And representing the classy City Slickers are:
Bat R Up
Triple D. Zaster
Oh, yes. There will be a reckoning. I am going to slaughter me some farmers' daughters.