Massacre at the Cosgrove Institute

The battle lines were officially drawn at high noon. On Sunday, August 30th at 4:30 there will be a throwdown of epic proportions at the Cosgrove Institute in Oxford, Iowa.

The so-called Farmers' Daughters (i.e. country bumpkins) who will be slaughtered like pigs --fitting for Pork Day, don't you think?-- are:

Hitzy Blonde
V-Train
Tynamite
Benzo Bang
Left 4 Deadwards
Fonda Cuffs
GladI8Her
Quantum Bombshell

And representing the classy City Slickers are:

Bat R Up
Ophelia Fracture
Killer Baker
Triple D. Zaster
Animal Mother
Toxic Sugar
Sweet Abattoir
Fast Bettie

Oh, yes. There will be a reckoning. I am going to slaughter me some farmers' daughters.

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